Our latest invention is what we call the Dr. von Optikon Handheld Concealable Air Pistol. This little beastie shoots a highly compressed blast of air at whatever you happen to be aiming at. This weapon is specifically designed to be able to be fired on airships, without igniting the hydrogen and dooming everybody in the vicinity to a fiery death. And, because it shoots compressed air, you save money and time not having to buy ammunition or energy cells. Also, because of its size, it is easily concealable in most coat pockets.
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